The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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