He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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