I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm like, not good at living.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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