plz talk dirty to me
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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