Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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