Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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