if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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