i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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