I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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