I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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