Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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