he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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