I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
pray to the hookup gods
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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