this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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