Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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