you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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