Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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