u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.