she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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