new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
