Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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