There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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