So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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