You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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