he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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