To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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