I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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