I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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