I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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