She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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