His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
