when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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