No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Someone signed my nipple.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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