I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She just used a chaser for red wine.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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