The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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