Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
