i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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