jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
