K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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