Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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