In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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