Plan B is the new Plan A
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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