You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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