So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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