one might say we're banned from that church
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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