I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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