Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
