"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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