My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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