yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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