It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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