You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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