k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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